Welcome To Vicklantasy: A Fantasy Football Blog

posted by shoobie

Welcome to the new Power Poll. I will try to update each week...



Tha Top 4
1. Shoobie (1-0) - Two letters. A.P.
2. Beefpork (1-0) - Always shows promise each year, sometimes wins it all, sometimes chokes and gets slaughtered. just like the soooooox.
3. Vizza (1-0) - My 'sleeper' pick this year. Please don't let me down. roster looks solid after 3 years of crafting it. or did you choke on purpose last year...?
4. Sharon Shitron (0-1) - any other sunday, you coulda been a contender. but you didnt show up for the draft, which means you get absolutely no love for being the champ last year, hence the #4 ranking. LT still doesnt look like LT, no matter what the press says. good luck...

The Rest
5. THamm (1-0) - at least you have one win. try to pay attention each week, set your roster on time even if you are stuck chunking your titleist out of rourkes moms sand trap.
6. D Lazin (1-0) - at least you have one win. shut up darrin, you have a tiny penis.
7. Scrappy (0-1) - you have so many sidebets and fantasy rosters, you are going to drown. i hope bella is a rescue dog, not just a chew up your xbox microphone dog.
8. J Blaze (0-1) - as far as i am concerned, this week's loss was like losing to your redheaded stepsister. who is your brother.
9. TimmySex (0-1) - TJ, youre married. her hymen has been busted for 8 years. change your name, maybe youll change your fantasy luck.
10. Shappy (0-1) - step 1, get out of the basement. (quit playing with chunk in the ice cream freezer). step 2, you have to make a spicier trade than the one i've heard so far...

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posted by shoobie

Final Standings in Yahoo! League. (I am Dinklestein)
Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Streak Waiver Moves
1. Hellraisers 14-3-0 .824 1805.94 W-4 3 12
2. The Footlongs 11-6-0 .647 1589.59 W-1 10 16
3. ENK 10-7-0 .588 1666.21 W-4 8 17
4. Dr. Poop 10-7-0 .588 1608.93 L-1 2 15
5. pretentious bastard 9-8-0 .529 1762.41 L-3 7 23
6. Dinklestein 9-8-0 .529 1638.32 L-1 6 19
7. Notorious KIP 8-9-0 .471 1553.33 W-1 4 17
8. A Day in the Life Of 7-10-0 .412 1562.56 L-1 9 33
9. Turtle Heads 5-12-0 .294 1346.17 W-1 1 7
10. Stickytape 2-15-0 .118 1349.04 L-5 5 11

posted by shoobie

I am doing well in both my leagues, maybe 1 day i'll prove it.
in the meantime, check out this league i manage and how i treat the winners and losers. everyone gets trophies based on weekly performance, and i get to comment on them:

WINNERS
Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to Scrappy's Sooper Sluts
Thomas Jones (Jets really) Week 10 MVP
This game was over at halftime, Thomas Jones popped off for 26ru/149 yds + 3 TDs

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to Team Rourke
Kurt Warner (?) Week 9 MVP
this was close, but since i cant always give myself the trophies gotta give it to the old man... 23/34 for 342yds + 2 TDs + 0 INTs

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to Team Rourke
Westbrook Wins Week 8 MVP
In a week full of awesome QB performances, Westbrook still stood out as the top scorer (torched ATL too)... 22ru/167 yds + 2 TDs, 6rec/42 yds

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to Team Mattlanta
Steven Jackson Wins Week 7 MVP
wow he actually finally put up points and you actually won a game... 25ru/160yds + 3 TDs

Oct 14, 2008 - Awarded to Old Pueblo Assclowns
Drew Brees is Week 6 MVP
Tough call here, but gave it to you... 26/30 for 320 yds + 3 TDs, no turnovers

Oct 14, 2008 - Awarded to Team Buster Hymen
Deangelo Williams is Week 5 MVP
20 rush/132 yds + 2 TDs, 1 rec + 1 TD

Oct 14, 2008 - Awarded to Team Buster Hymen
Brett Favre is MVP Week 4

Sep 23, 2008 - Awarded to The Vizza
Ronnie Brown is Week 3 MVP
Sucks that you had him on the Bench though!

Sep 23, 2008 - Awarded to Carny Asada
Jay Cutler is MVP for Week 2
350 yards, 4 TDs, 38 Fantasy points

Sep 9, 2008 - Awarded to Scrappy's Sooper Sluts
Michael Turner Wins Week 1
Aiight i can admit when an RB has a better game than D McNabb (same points though). 22 rush/220 yds, 2 TDs + a win for the Falcons
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
LOSERS

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to Kimbo's Sliced Bologna
Week 10 Beat Down
My how the mighty have fallen... 36 point loss is tough

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to Scrappy's Sooper Sluts by
Week 9 Beatdown
Well it wasnt a beatdown but you did lose by the most in the league, loser

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to The Vizza
Week 8 Beatdown
Two in a row now, lost by 51 this week

Nov 11, 2008 - Awarded to The Vizza
Week 7 Beatdown
You lost by 46 points... good show

Oct 14, 2008 - Awarded to Team Buster Hymen
Blowout Week 6
74 points man? your whole team sucked

Oct 14, 2008 - Awarded to Kimbo's Sliced Bologna
Blowout Week 5
You got dropped 47 points homie. ouch.

Oct 14, 2008 - Awarded to Team Hamm
Blowout Week 4
Damn dude you got twerked by 70 points

Sep 23, 2008 - Awarded to Team ShoobiesDoobies
Shoobie is a loser Week 3
Damn it hurts to assign this crap to myself

Sep 23, 2008 - Awarded to Team Mattlanta
Shappy is a huge loser Week 2
Damn you got worked

Sep 9, 2008 - Awarded to Carny Asada
Blazin Loses Week 1
sorry man, get your bench points off the bench!

posted by shoobie

I am now involved in three fantasy leagues this year. Really 2 1/2 because one I am just helping Jonny Mack for his work pool. But i am a 25% investor with 50% profit if we make anything... so thats good. Had that draft yesterday, Tuesday August 26th.

So the three leagues are:
1) My ESPN Keeper League (I am commish) - this will be the third year.
2) My Yahoo! Keeper League - this will be the fourth year.
3) My semi-CBS Sportsline Keeper League - first timer there.

Draft for ESPN is Thursday August 28th and the Yahoo is Sept 1 which is totally convenient for drunk BBQ labor day, but i digress.

Really I would like to win 1 and 3, 2 is kinda a joke... but if i beat my girlfriend for the second year (don't think i am being cocky, i won by ONE pick out of the entire span of an NFL season) i will be happy :)

Thats all for now. When I have all my rosters I will be posting those, plus outlooks on the season.

posted by shoobie

this is not so much a fantasy update as it is a general vicklantasy update.

excellent drafts going around the league this year, i think its really dispersed deep talent across the board. obviously there are some winners and losers, but i think my boyz and my squad did well.

i guess the first thing is, vicklantasy doesnt exactly work anymore. i mean, with matt ryan on the new depth chart of no-names, mike vick is clearly in the doghouse, oh no he didnt, and our future is going to rely on the arms of a soft acc qb who somehow rose above the true champion qb of this draft.

which brings us to brian brohm, who 'fell' to the GB packers, who as far as i am concerned deserve such an excellent talent. good luck keepin your job rodgers.

the falcons had a decent draft overall, and i guess i can get over the no more mike vick thing. the best thing i saw was them drafting ANOTHER louisville product by the name of harry douglas. woulda been tight to see those spirals get long to this guy, but we'll see. harry douglas to me is a small steve smith. now i know thats insane to say of a rookie, but i watched him all through his UofL record breaker seasons, and he was unreal catching on routes, escaping defenders to get open, and turning on the jets to burn away from all chasers. truly an excellent receiver, so glad to see him in the ATL red and black.

ok peace out, go adrian peterson for fantasy, and go falcons to win the NFC south as history tells us they will.

posted by shoobie

Well readers and bs mufuckas alike. This is my update for my Fantasy Football 07-08 season. In my ESPN Keeper league i made a sick sick trade very early on. Adrian Peterson for Reggie Bush. I saw Adrian Peterson roll through the big 12, knew that Minnesota abused their running backs, and almost guaranteed he would start. 17 weeks later and a ton of crazy NFL, i won my fantasy league.

In my Yahoo! keeper league, i came in dead last.

To sum it up, i am still awesome. I won Fantasy!

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posted by shoobie

This will be an ongoing fantasy football blog. As past readers (three of you), you know that i have dropped off on the posting halfway through most of my fantasy seasons. This year i will once again attempt to post efficiently and constantly, even perhaps in the offseason. You might also remember i am involved in 2 leagues, both of them Keeper Leagues. They each have different keeper rules, but in general you get to keep 3 people from the year before and then the draft begins at round #4. One of the leagues will be called "Yahoo League" and one is "ESPN League".

Last night, 8/28/2007, was the draft for both fantasy leagues (concurrently). I dont know how this happened, but it sucked drafting two teams at the same exact time. Hope it works out better than years past. Without further ado, here are my starting rosters:

ESPN Fantasy
5 Andre Johnson WR
15 Reggie Bush RB
25 Donovan McNabb QB
35 Thomas Jones RB
46 Brandon Jacobs RB
55 Anquan Boldin WR
66 Jamal Lewis RB
75 Ben Roethlisberger QB
86 Calvin Johnson WR
95 Matt Schaub QB
106 LenDale White RB
115 Muhsin Muhammad WR
126 Greg Olsen TE
135 Eagles D/ST DEF
146 Ted Ginn Jr. WR
155 John Carney K

Yahoo Fantasy
8 Philip Rivers QB
13 Alge Crumpler TE
28 Jerious Norwood RB
33 Laurence Maroney RB
48 Anquan Boldin WR
53 Ben Roethlisberger QB
68 Julius Jones RB
73 Calvin Johnson WR
88 L.J. Smith TE
93 Joey Galloway WR
108 Greg Jennings WR
113 LenDale White RB
128 Dallas DEF
133 Jason Elam K
148 Damon Huard QB

Labels: draft, fantasy, fantasy football, football, keepers

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